orgasmic-humor

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

parkingstrange
death-by-muffins:

wierdinagoodway:

blvckchampuru:

oceaneyesblackskies:

themorbidmermaid:

mikimaka-chan:

parkingstrange:

moonstresss:

You won’t believe this list of the Top ten youngest parents ever

oh my god

dear god

wow.

Noo

WELP.

Okay what? I’m pretty sure some of those kids wouldn’t have wanted to have a baby! Meaning I heard some psychopath parents make their daughters have a baby the second they get their period just to get on the news or into the Guinness World Record book or something messed up like that!!!!

I had my first kid pretty young (16), but all of these kids look/are younger than that. It’s kinda scary.

death-by-muffins:

wierdinagoodway:

blvckchampuru:

oceaneyesblackskies:

themorbidmermaid:

mikimaka-chan:

parkingstrange:

moonstresss:

You won’t believe this list of the Top ten youngest parents ever

oh my god

dear god

wow.

Noo

WELP.

Okay what? I’m pretty sure some of those kids wouldn’t have wanted to have a baby! Meaning I heard some psychopath parents make their daughters have a baby the second they get their period just to get on the news or into the Guinness World Record book or something messed up like that!!!!

I had my first kid pretty young (16), but all of these kids look/are younger than that. It’s kinda scary.